stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

#i want a bag of reject nerds#oh wait i’m on tumblr they’re everywhere

i hate you

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

i hate you

(via pizza)

samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

(via rachelbberries)

moriartyismybabyostrich:

Emma is not having your shit Graham

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tortillah:

when your parents call to yell at you:

(via pizza)

"It’s a funny thing… but people mostly have it backward. They think they live by what they want. But really, what guides them is what they’re afraid of. What they don’t want."

— Khaled Hosseini, And the Mountains Echoed (via wordsnquotes)

(via rachelbberries)

"You can ask the universe for all the signs you want, but ultimately, we see what we want to see when we’re ready to see it."

— Unknown (via disagreed)

(Source: chim0, via sing4mesoftly)

"Don’t do that. Don’t skip stages in your life. You’re 19, kiss a few boys and wear your heart on your sleeve. There will come a time when you’re 39 and stuck in a suit, wondering why the hell you were so eager to grow up in the first place."

— note to self  (via safeslut)

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danbutt:

quality reporting

danbutt:

quality reporting

(via theresnoregretsonlyanewday)

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hijerking:

me after 82 failed selfie attempts

image

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"You said you wouldn’t, you did."

— (via c-oquetry)

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waitinforthebus:

ring around the rosie

pocket full of

image

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lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

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