When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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"Damaged people are dangerous because they know how to survive."

— A Self Harmer. (via woodylou)

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misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

#Excellent customer service

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.
Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy

misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.

Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy

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spazzyena:

princeowl:

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

surprise bitch

NO ONE EXPECTS THE RENTAL INQUISITION

spazzyena:

princeowl:

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

surprise bitch

NO ONE EXPECTS THE RENTAL INQUISITION

(via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

nextyearsgirl:

"I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway"

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disparateyouth:

is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation               .

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"Being a powerful woman who also exhibits great warmth is an incredible feat because people think that to be powerful you have to be cold, and you don’t."

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thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

chickenstab:

halloween’s coming early on tumblr

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mtvstyle:

preach it charli

fiyerothatwinkyprince:

LEAVE ME ALONE I’M NOT OKAY

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artpopsicle:

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nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

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